Dear USA,
Why don’t you not want Canadians in your fair country so we can spend money in your troubled (allegedly) economy and speak highly of our valued customer experience in said country. And furthermore so we can write run-on sentences. Why keep us at the border for 2 hours and think of any reason not to let us in therefore making us consider not even bothering with the dog and pony show and perhaps turning around for less oppressive lands? Is it becomes outsiders scare the living shit out of your or because you are worried we will come away with a genuinely warm and fuzzy feeling about your country thus possibly rendering as a “weak” nation and not prepared to destroy all threats against the mother land?
Well, USA… we don’t really care the reason we are already having the time of our lives in your Empire State. So let me close in quoting a great poet whose prose is emboldened on many kitchsy tourist shirts: I Love NY! We are having the time of our lives here!
Sincerely,
JWD MULLANE, IV
